Tagged & a joke!

Directions: once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with sixteen random things, facts, habits or goals about you. at the end choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. don’t forget to leave them a comment (“you’re it”) and to read your blog. you can’t tag the person who tagged you.

TAGGED BY: KRISTEL

one: WHEN I LIKE SOMETHING, I GO OUT AND BUY A MILLION OF THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT COLORS/SCENTS

two: MY BROTHER AND I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE EVEN WHEN WE WERE KIDS

three: I WOULD MAKE A GREAT DETECTIVE. I'M VERY ANALYTICAL. MUST BE THE FEMALENESS IN ME.

four: I LOVE DESIGNER PURSES, BUT FEEL GUILTY PURCHASING THEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME THINK OF THE LESS FORTUNATE

five: I'VE NEVER REALLY LIKE APPLE OR ORANGE JUICE. MY FAVORITE DRINK IS PEPPERMINT HOT CHOCOLATE AND BOBA MILK TEA :D

six: I GOT GLASSES IN THE 3RD GRADE WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD AND BRACES IN THE 8TH GRADE=EXTREMELY NERDY CHILD

seven: I LOVE THE DOLLAR SECTION AT TARGET. IT MAKES ME SPEND MONEY ON USELESS THINGS I DON'T NEED BUT THINK ARE CUTE.

eight: I HAVE STITCHES ON MY FOREHEAD LIKE HARRY POTTER HAHA. I GOT THEM WHEN I WAS LITTLE FROM HITTING MY HEAD ON A HEATER VENT. I REMEMBER BEING AWAKE WHEN THEY WERE STITCHING ME UP.

nine: I PUT KETCHUP ON MY BURGERS UNTIL IT COMES OOZING OUT THE OTHER SIDE

ten: I USED TO BE A VEGETARIAN. TWICE. COULDN'T DO ITTT.

eleven: I CAN'T PARK ON HILLS! MY FUTURE HOUSE WILL HAVE TO BE ON A FLAT STREET BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T PARK ON SLOPES.

twelve: I CAN'T IMAGINE MYSELF MARRYING A CHINESE GUY CUZ I'VE ALWAYS PICTURE MY KIDS MIXED. BUT HEY, LOVE IS BLIND.

thirteen: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS FILIPINO SPAGHETTI. MMMMMM!!! SPAGHETTI WITH MEAT & HOT DOGS :)

fourteen: I'D MAKE A GREAT MOM. I AM FULL OF LOVE, DISCIPLINE, AND MORAL GOODNESS.

fifteen: I HATE RAIN AND ICY COLD WEATHER. SO ICY COLD THAT IT HURTS.

sixteen: I HATE FRIED RICE AND CHOW MEIN. I CAN ONLY EAT STEAMED RICE.

I want to tell you all a joke... about a lesbian vampire.
So what do vampires like?
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blood.
And what do lesbians like?
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women.
So what did the lesbian vampire say to the woman?
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I'LL SEE YOU NEXT MONTH!!!
Get itttt?




P.S. These are the shoes I bought the boyfriend for those of you who were wondering. Jordan Retro XI/XII package.